Tuesday the 5th of August was Humorous Speech and Tall Tales Contest day at Plano Talkers.
Andrew opened the meeting right on time and Carol led us in the invocation and pledge.
Chuck was the Contest Master. He was assisted by the Chief Judge Bill S., the Timers Paul and Rick, and Jerry was the Sergeant at Arms. Jerry and Bill counted the ballots.
After a brief introduction of the contest rules and instruction on the proper use of the ballot form, the speaking began. Our humorous speakers were:
Mike: “How to Succed in College without Really Trying” where we learned that honesty is the best policy.
Mary was the “Big Rig Mama” who learned that you can put up with almost anything (even bugs in the shower) if you have an experienced guide who becomes your friend.
Gene continues to cheer for the Rangers which is funny in itself but he told us many reasons why “Baseball is a Funny Game.” We didn’t even know there was a “Bench Coach.”
After all the laughing, the silence while the judges completed their work was almost deafening. Finally the Chief Judge left and we learned that Mike and Mary had told us real-life experiences and that Gene had always found the Bench Coach funny.
Once the Chief Judge returned, we began the Tall Tales competition.
Stephen J. told the “Tale of Two Hairs” and had us all all spellbound right to the very last.
Bill told of his experience with a UFO.
The Chief Judge left to count the ballots and we determind that Stephen tells stories to his daughter when they ride in the car and Bill had described a real-life scenario, except for the UFO part.
The Winners will represent the Club in the Area 46 Contest on September 5th (location to be announced):
Best Humorous Speech: Mike
Runner-up: Mary
Best Tall Tale: Stephen J.
Congratulations to the winners! The flyer for the Area Contest will be distributed as soon as it is available. Hope to see the entire Club come out to cheer on our contestants.
We adjourned a few minutes late so earned one detractor.
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